Jeremy Thompson

Category: Humor

  • Shooting Mind Bullets

    So, Jim West got hold of my mugshot.  Check me out.  This is a picture of me shooting mind bullets, which is actually how I escaped and am now blogging again.  And, that’s why no one is coming to get me.  There’s no defense against mind bullets.  Better watch your back Jim … I can…

  • Is it ok to hate part of God's creation?

    Just asking because I had to do yard work today. I’d rather do dishes, laundry, clean the bathroom, … you name it. Maybe I should just buy some goats and let them eat my grass … Or maybe I’ll put in some AstroTurf and set it up like a mini golf course. Feel like I’ve…

  • Total Depravity – Child Hating BiblioBlogger

    That’s right folks.  Apparently we have a BiblioBlogger who hates children, or at least my children.  He’s now dragging Dora the Explorer, who my daughters thoroughly enjoy, through the mud.  The accusations are groundless as her show makes no comment as to her status as a US citizen. Jim West has mentally scarred my daughters…

  • Combatting the cold in my office

    I think it’s time to get someone in with a ladder to close my vent up.  The ceiling is pretty high. No one should have to do this in May in South Louisiana.

  • To Dissertate

    I didn’t know that was a real word.  But, here’s the definition from thefreedictionary.com: dis·ser·tate intr.v. dis·ser·tat·ed also dis·sert·ed, dis·ser·tat·ing also dis·sert·ing, dis·ser·tates also dis·serts To discourse formally. The thesaurus entry adds: talk at length and formally about a topic; “The speaker dissertated about the social politics in 18th century England” This is now my…

  • My first miracle

    I didn’t notice this yesterday but there is a beautiful light emanating from my head in this picture.  Perhaps it is something like a halo or perhaps “the light of God.”  Or maybe it is like Moses’ face shining after his encounter with God.  I think the miraculous nature of this photo is beyond doubt. …

  • Letters to juliet – not too bad

    So I mave have had a preference for Robin Hood or Iron Man 2, but I sucked it up and went to see Letters to Juliet with my wife yesterday evening. Guys, if your wife is dying for you to take her to a romantic comedy type movie with a touch of drama, you could…

  • World's Worst Nazirite Hair Cut

    So, today I gave myself the world’s worst Nazirite hair cut: Yep, … I’m awesome.

  • John Hobbins – the Trickster

    I didn’t know John had this kind of stuff in him.  Kind of reminds me of someone else I know.

  • A land flowing with milk (chocolate) and gummies